So I was at school hanging in the common room when I noticed there was a big arse crate in the courtyard, so I went over to investigate. There was some chick in it that I hate, and she was eating all of the purple grapes. Every time she ate more grapes she got bigger and started glowing. I needed some of the grapes so that I wouldn't turn into dust, but they tricked me! The rich asian from the computer room and the pretty girl asking for me to sign something. All a ruse! They made me look away while the fat bitch ate all the purple grapes for herself! They gave me a jar of little glowing blue pills and told me they were even better then the purple grapes. I took them one buy one as I walked down the street. Which street I do not know and where I was going I did not know. But I ended up in a shopping centre where I saw a butchery that took my fancy. I went in and saw spectacular lightning on the ceiling. How odd I thought, but I couldn't stop looking at it. It was hypnotic, the way it broke up and chased it's self with out dying. It was SO FUCKING beautiful! The butcher looked at me funny with his little black beady eyes. It didn't take long for my little brain hamster to push the button for my common sense to kick in. He couldn't see it. I was tripping. THOSE BITCHES! The little blue pills! They weren't like grapes at all! I had been drugged! OH MY!
I walked through the shiny shopping centre, but things started getting funny. There was a glass store at the end of a long corridor that was breathing heavily. It was inviting me in. It wanted me inside of it, fiddling with it's pretty glass bowls and vases. But my hands were made out of literal butter and they would all smash. IT WAS A TRAP! I stormed away from the tempting and somewhat sexually attractive store and munched on my little blue pills in disgust. Why the fuck was I still eating them? They made the grass smell like pancakes. Maybe I like things this way, but maybe things were even more baderer then usual! So I ended it. I flew into the sky.
